STAPLE IN MY SOCK
words & music by Rick Charette © 1983 Pine Point Publishing1. I've got a staple in my sock. (ouch!)
Somehow it feels just like a flock. (wing sounds)
Like a flock......in my sock
I've got a staple in my sock.
2. And so I went to call the doc. (dial and make phone ringing sounds)
She said: "Now you be sure to knock." (knocking sounds)
Sure to knock......call the doc
Like a flock..........in my sock
I've got a staple in my sock.
3. I got there right at one o'clock. (bong sound)
I gave that doctor quite a shock. (shrill whistle sound)
Quite a shock......one o'clock
Sure to knock......call the doc
Like a flock...........in my sock
I've got a staple in my sock.
4. Along with the staple in my sock, (ouch!)
She pulled out twenty great big rocks. (Aaaah!)
Great big rocks...in my sock
Quite a shock.....one o'clock
Sure to knock....call the doc
Like a flock........in my sock
I've got a staple in my sock.
I feel so much better, No staple! No more rocks!
I think I'll spend the rest of the day running, running, running, running, running, running, running, running
running around the block. (freeze in motion)
No more staples in my sock (ouch!)